Christmas Capers by Mani Fresh

I read the newspaper every day and for a few times I have read about thieves how tried to be like Santa Clause. They climb down the chimney to rob the place. But heres the twist they always get stuck and have to be released by the police.They are arrested after. This was funny for a while but now I think this is stupid. Ever time they get stuck and then another person hears about it and they try it and gets stuck. Why cant robbers go back to traditional methods. Brake in, steal some stuff, escape and then get caught. These thieves are trying to show off by pulling off a heist acting like Santa Clause.